Having a baby should be one of the most wonderful and blissful times of your life; you have a new little bundle of joy to love and take care of, and your wife’s breasts have grown to a size that would make Pamela Anderson grimace with jealousy.
How great is that? The increase in breast size sure makes you want to lay it to your glowing new MILF, but wait… she is not in the least bit interested, you say? You mean there is no motor-boating those big, bouncing milk-jugs any time in the near future?
The sad fact for many couples is that sexual desire and intimacy greatly diminishes after a baby is born. Many factors play into this: the stress of the baby, the major life changes it brings, sleep-deprivation, hormonal imbalances, possible postpartum depression… there is a whole lot going on that can take its toll. Sex can easily get pushed to the back-burner, but it doesn’t have to.
Let’s face it men: women have a whole lot more going on than you do. She has just carried and birthed a human – something you could never even dream of doing. Think about everything that goes along with that- all of the incredible changes that take place inside and out. There is a hormonal stew that is literally being stirred up inside your partner and it is not being kind, especially after she pops that little one out. The aftermath of postpartum depression can be an awful thing to experience, for both the man and the women alike. Who even thinks of sex when their feeling like that? You might as well just kiss your sex-life goodbye…
Welcome To A Life Of Celibacy
Just joking! I know that there are few other words that can take the life right out of you and make you gasp desperately for air, so that was really mean of me. I apologize. The truth is, sex might not come as easily now as it did pre-baby, but that doesn’t mean it’s gone for good. It just means you might have to go through a few extra steps to get there.
Fellas, I have good news. The days of being spontaneously ravaged by your ladies have only taken a brief pause. You will again resume your raunchy fantasies lived out in vivid detail with your lady love; you will again regain your status as #1 sex god in your household, so don’t despair. You will be that man again, I promise.
Do A Little Dance, Make A Little Love
Ok, so before I get down to the dirty little secret that’s going to set your bed on fire, let me give you a few pointers. Woo that lady. She’s just gifted you with offspring, with a namesake, with a legacy. You could have never accomplished this on your own, take my word for it. Don’t think you’re going to get the magic ticket without doing a wee-bit of work. Bring on some romance, some flowers, give her a twirl in the kitchen to some sexy jazz music. Set the mood for what you are hoping to accomplish here, which secretly is wild, unfathomable, raunchy sex, although you are going to play this one like a scene out of The Notebook. Trust me on this one, this approach will get you a lot farther.
So now it’s time that I share this little bombshell with you, and you will thank me for the rest of your married life that I did. No more scouring the internet, no more asking your buddies for their secrets to success in the bedroom, all of which suspiciously don’t work when you try them. The search is over. You have come to the end of your long, strenuous, journey, and now you are about to receive what every man only hopes for: the secret to getting hot, steamy sex WHENEVER you want. Not joking. Keep reading.
This is it, this is your dream-come-true in a bottle! This amazing little product comes in liquid form to be mixed in with any beverage you have on hand, and works within a matter of minutes. Believe it, my friends. This is your no-fail recipe for success- each and every time! Your sweetheart will not know what hit her- but you will! Discreet and small enough to take anywhere, you will always want to have this on hand for a spontaneous love-fest, no matter where you are at.
How Does It Work?
The secret ingredient in this bit of magic is Spanish Fly Pro, a completely safe ingredient derived directly from nature itself. Unlike other aphrodisiacs and libido-enhancers on the market, this product has been vigorously tested and made to help you succeed in all of your conquests. You have a whole team of people at Spanish Fly Pro behind you, cheering you all the way to the finish line, ensuring your ultimate success.
The very best thing about Spanish Fly Pro, besides the fact that it works like nobody’s business, is that it is FDA approved, so you can rest easy knowing you are using a completely safe product on your lady. Of course you want mind-blowing sex, but you also don’t want to poison the wife. Spanish Fly Pro have gone through extensive testing and have had to meet tough standards and regulations, all so that you can feel 100% confident in its safety and effectiveness.
Knock ‘Em Dead
Well, not literally. But have a blast. I’m sure you will.